Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

horizontal sweating

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012

Semi-Sweating

Semi-Sweating is defined as a physical phenomenon whereby a homosapien experiences mild perspiration in the upper part of the body but not the lower part.

Homosapiens are prone to semi-sweating.

by Genthiskhan March 11, 2013

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.

Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky

by *construction noises* May 24, 2018

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 3, 2019

stage sweating

When a person joins the stage in a room on Clubhouse but does not say or contribute anything

Billy joined the room but he was just stage sweating

by random_shutter June 23, 2021