sloth.sir

A bitch who likes to suck on deez nuts, or otherwise known as sloth.sir. A content creator on the app, TikTok.

Call me sloth.sir because I love to suck on deez nuts.

sloth.sir by phazerr0 June 16, 2021

Sloth Day 

Sloth Day. The day everything and everyone moves slower due to heavy gravitational pull. This vision of a day to come in the near future was originally conceived back in January of 2007 by the famous "SuperSloth"

"...and in my dream weird shit started to happen, like the earth's gravitational force increased and it became very hard to move around and lift things. this only happened when going outside, normal gravity was felt inside buildings. This is very important."

But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. For there shall come a day, when all men of lesser strength shall perish, a day when the gravitational force will increase, but only outside buildings, the day of Sloth Day.

Sloth Day by teh symphonicreverbz January 18, 2007

sloth dick 

When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.

I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.

sloth dick by Yung titty lord March 10, 2015

Sloth Lord

A sloth like Caucasoid that dwells in dimly light smelly cavern.

If faced with a sloth lord one should yell sloth bombardment to rally forces and destroy sloth.

The only to get rid of the slothy smell is to burn the cavern.

Prepare a sloth bombardment, Kris the sloth lord is attempting to escape... at point .1 meters per second.

Sloth Lord by TCZP February 24, 2010

sloth le 

An expression used in 'Singlish' to describe the feeling of being drunk and drowsy.

I got so wasted last night, I felt really sloth le.

sloth le by Jenzy December 26, 2013

sloth bang 

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow

My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch

sloth bang by butt hert June 11, 2014

Sloth Fingers 

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

Sloth Fingers by curtkolbane November 2, 2014