Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy named joe

(Person) Hey Joe, can you give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe) Sure man

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes

We are Sloppy Joe Bros

by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When someone sucks dick while eating food at the same time.

Ex. Tim wanted Angela to give a sloppy joe.

by Purpleslushie September 23, 2018

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Sloppy Joe

Joe Biden on a bunch of Xanax

“He’s looking like Sloppy Joe right now. He shouldn’t of ate all those bars.”

by Bigdicksforjoebiden August 9, 2022