An intricate method for indulging in sex, drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you must first fill a kiddie pool with beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".
Did you hear, Ernie? Our good friend Andrew is graduating from law school next week! We're gonna throw him one hell of a Southland Slammer (Southland Slamfest) at the local Best Western!
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He has been slammen for eight years now so his shit is always right,if I wanted baby laxitive I would go to Wallgreens. Daved gets 'Getto Boy' stamp bags so it slams you righteously.. Be carefull you don't fall out, this stuff is for a real slammer
by John N Toxey February 18, 2008
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Get the slammer mug.Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
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Get the ass slammed mug.When an individual(s) partake in the chugging of an alcoholic beverage, typically beers.
Prior to the rapid consumption, the individual(s) may decide to scream the phrase "Banana Slamma!" derived from the hit TV show Donkey Kong Country.
Prior to the rapid consumption, the individual(s) may decide to scream the phrase "Banana Slamma!" derived from the hit TV show Donkey Kong Country.
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