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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence
Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL
by Aloovn December 19, 2017
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Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!
ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty
by Gabilit October 24, 2018
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Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT
Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔
by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019
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Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason
''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''
by StickyMick December 7, 2019
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Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
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