Sjon

A handsome, scotch-loving Dutchman

That Sjon really knows how to pound the Lagavulin.

by thejacksonfiver March 22, 2012

sjizzle

other way to spell shizzle
Means: sure or shit, pronounced and spelled in a Snoop Dogg way.

That girl is sooo hot!
Fo sjizzle!

Yo G I'm broke as fuck..
Sjizzle!

by SyntaxE July 19, 2006

Sjothun

Sjothun usually refers to anal irrigation, the rinsing of the anus, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A Sjothun is a piece of equipment for douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a anal douche and vaginal use!

ur shit stinks you need to go sjothun your self!

by someone you work with April 20, 2010

Sjnez

cringe 8b player, thinks he matters

Sjnez is yucky

by verygooddefinitions October 18, 2020

Sjstsomd

Usually in a text message form of "she just sucked the shit out my dick"

Aye Sjstsomd. Head game was back tho

by jc1122 August 22, 2016

sjaffan

If any of your friends says sjaffan to you, it means that you got to put a 'snus' under your lips at the same time.
'snus' is originally from Sweden and are basically small bags with tobacco that you put under your lips.

Example 1:
- Ey bro, sjaffan.¨
- Sure bro

example 2:
- ey dawg, sjaffan?
- sure thing, dawg!

by Dominic the great sjaffaner. January 10, 2018

SJCing

The act of screaming all types of disorders and illnesses to escape detainment.

The guy was SJCing at the bar. He evaded tickets and fines.

by The_NSA December 12, 2018