1. Physically exhausted.
2. Shit-faced or drunken beyond "three sheets to the wind".
3. To shit one's self or poop out (like in a bike or running race)
2. Shit-faced or drunken beyond "three sheets to the wind".
3. To shit one's self or poop out (like in a bike or running race)
1. We were pretty shizzled after the race.
2. Did you get all shizzled last night?
3. Where's David? I think he shizzled.
2. Did you get all shizzled last night?
3. Where's David? I think he shizzled.
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A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.
Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.
Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".
After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
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After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
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First used by the homosexual porn star 'Mr Milkman', in his porno 'Little Willy'.
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Filmed in 2010, at his penthouse flat, in the dorking getto; using KFC buckets as props.
Small pork sausage, sozzled
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