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by ohnonotanotherword December 2, 2010
Get the Sir Robert Burnett mug.A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
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Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
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Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
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(n) A title given to only those who are seen as a Golden God among their people. They must have accomplished great feats or strength, courage, speed, and size. In all aspects of thier lives. Although their physical complexion is usually somewhat, weak to say the least. Their skin color is also usually defined as "never seen the light 'o day", which is a common skin tone among gamers
See that guy over there? Yeah, the skinny one that is as white as day? That guy is a Sir Danforth The Vicious. Yhats right, he is just that amazing!
by AdmiralAckbar August 6, 2009
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"Hi, is Scott there".
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by ChaunceMaster November 29, 2009
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