Shealea

She is often an Italian looking woman. She is a slightly spoiled bitch, but she has good intentions. She is a great friend even if she isn't great at keeping secrets. If you meet a Shealea, get on her good side.

A: "That girl is so spoiled but seems like a great friend."

B: "Yeah, that's Shealea."

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 16, 2016

Shwale Ale

A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwag weed. Invented by the late David Butler.

waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers

me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.

by Clown Butler April 11, 2008

stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011

stale penis

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

by stale fungus July 8, 2015

Stale breath

Breath that doesn't smell like much but you can still smell it

"Uncle Judy had stale breath that was unpleasant and unflavored"

by Iamfunnyiknow September 18, 2017

stale quad

When a man ejaculates either on an object or on a body part on their partner and it remains there until it becomes stale.

It looks like u have a stale quad stuck to your face.

by Roxy mf foxy December 9, 2017

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020