Shitty Shit

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.

Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.

by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003

Shitty Life

When you feel sad or frustrated about yourself, and you are lazy to force yourself to make any positive changes. You feel like Shitty Life.

OH State is full of disgusting people , and I have a Shitty Life.

by FuckYouBitch999 April 4, 2018

cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.

-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.

by Parker405 June 3, 2010

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

Shitty Mick

describes a bogus situation or a time when things don't work out well or end up poorly.

susane ..."we never made it to the pub, put all my money on a horse and lost it all!"

Seamus ..." ah dude that shitty mick"

by themajormackeral March 4, 2009

shittydickwilly

the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch

tonight when we get home your gonna get a shittydickwilly

by brandon okelberry April 28, 2009

shitty bag

to shit on someones balls

damn bernesse lets make a shitty bag

by fishtaco96 May 22, 2009