simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

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Shula

Shula is The Best Friend you could ever dream of. Shula is very under-rated. Most of Shula's actions depend on their mood.

Happy = all of a sudden very sociable and popular
Sad = is quiet and in many cases gets lonely
In Love = trys to act cool and kind of ignore you, etc. you get the idea. Be aware though, some Shula's can be very manipulative and cruel. Shula may get angry just about whenever. Don't mess with Shula. But overall Shula is an awesome person to be around. Shula's like relatability.

Shula is The Best Friend. Once in a lifetime.

by idk_b!tchwbu February 17, 2022

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shulainy

Shulainy is a person who is a beauty. She didn’t give a fuck about what you say or do. But if you get on her bad sad get ready to lose that fight. She can through hands like a boxer even if she didn’t take fighting classes. Shulainy has a body of a model and fights like a boxer. Hits hard enough to knock someone down. But she is so sad r she could get into any college she wants. She gets good grades without even trying.

Did you see the new girl?
Yea that’s shulainy heard she’s a trouble maker buts top of the class.

by KKayKoalaa March 9, 2022

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shmuliosis

The insane buzz resulting after a nicotine break

Guy 1: Holy Fucking Shit! After a month off that hit sent me into Shmuliosis!
Guy 2: That’s a Cookout Moment right there!

by ShamokinThunderclap69 March 9, 2022

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Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010

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