The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

pussy shield

The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.

I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effective defense.

by xens July 25, 2008

shield bash

1. A lesbian sex style.
2. What lesbians do when intoxicated.

"i was watching this porno and these 2 girls were shield bashing"

by king ralf September 6, 2004

Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.

Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."

by whynot9899 February 21, 2009

Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015

meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

by Masaki July 26, 2006

skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009