Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.
by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Right before J is about to climax - Shannon decides to bail by pull "the Shannon" and go to the mall instead to buy a new pair of boots resulting in J getting a severe case of blue balls
by Slavikoslov March 30, 2015

One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet.
Usually Irish, most are brunettes or redheads and have stunning green or blue eyes.
If you ever meet a green eye'd Shannon, she will always be there and will love you more than her heart can bear.
If you meet a blue eye'd Shannon, she will be a listener and mostly a sports player.
Usually Irish, most are brunettes or redheads and have stunning green or blue eyes.
If you ever meet a green eye'd Shannon, she will always be there and will love you more than her heart can bear.
If you meet a blue eye'd Shannon, she will be a listener and mostly a sports player.
by Jude Mclaster April 17, 2008

an extremely gorgeous girl who is greatly loved. shes hardcore, usualy into rock. usualy has dark colored hair. averaged sized. extremely sexual. has a large amount of guys after her but has a boyfriend. hardly ever single.one of the best people you will ever meet. big tits and perfect ass.amazing face.beautiful eyes. helps everyone. big tease. takes good pictures.usualy more outgoing, different, funny, hotter than every girl.
dustin: man, shannon is the coolest and hottest chick ever
taylor:dude, seriously? thats my girlfriend. back off!
dustin:sorry, shes just so fine
taylor:dude, seriously? thats my girlfriend. back off!
dustin:sorry, shes just so fine
by systematic-chaos May 12, 2009

by SsJj October 18, 2008

by Secret Developer August 23, 2012

if you ever meet or met a shannon lucky yo hold on to it tight cuz you wont regret it.
shannons are beautiful sexyy GORGEOUSS EYES amazing smile and have the coolest things and are cool themselves they are mad funny and just awesome to be with. if you have a problem tell a shannon she will alaways be there to listen.
shannons are spotry peppy and just so much fun.They have the best times and make you smile if you make plans with one of them youll be happy you did
shannons are just the best things ever they are amazing actresses and singers and dancers but they are very modest
they make amazing best friends and girl friends
if you have a shannon keep one if you make one sad you should be ashamed.
shannons are beautiful sexyy GORGEOUSS EYES amazing smile and have the coolest things and are cool themselves they are mad funny and just awesome to be with. if you have a problem tell a shannon she will alaways be there to listen.
shannons are spotry peppy and just so much fun.They have the best times and make you smile if you make plans with one of them youll be happy you did
shannons are just the best things ever they are amazing actresses and singers and dancers but they are very modest
they make amazing best friends and girl friends
if you have a shannon keep one if you make one sad you should be ashamed.
by pepeselequa December 5, 2011
