samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

Samurai suicide

Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.

Minamoto no Tametomo was likely the first to use a "samurai suicide" technique, the seppuku ritual.

by Arcane_ July 2, 2015

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

shamran

Shamran means a programmer, someone cutie . Loved by most of the girls in the world and never hurt Shamran.
Because kings are not meant to be hurt . He is a good socialite ,desciplined and hardworking.
Though they are handsome they dont undermine people

Shamran means a programmer

by shambwoy star November 23, 2021

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones and muisc and will hurt anyone who mess with them in there jam.

That man ober there is a headphone samurai

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

suzuki samurai

The Great Wall of China is nothing compared to this baby's power. The biggest boys love it from the bottom of their hearts even when they won't accept it.

That Suzuki Samurai walked over your Nissan Patrol.

by UndercoverBaby April 23, 2017

Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.

Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!

by JKphallicies August 31, 2019