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Metrosexual

a modern man who has now adopted what was traditionally perceived as feminine traits
Some women now want men who are more "metrosexual" who cooks, has good grooming habits,and dresses in style.
e.g The character of Will in "Will and Grace" wuld be an deal metrosexual man for Grace if he were not gay.
by Jennifer August 10, 2003
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A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)
Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.
by Danny February 5, 2004
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retrosexual

A man who adheres to traditional values and natural roles for men and women. He does his own thing based on moral carachter and integrity , and does not bend to pressures of political correctness. He knows how to turn a wrench, does not become squeamish over sweaty labor, and believes a man's work is a reflection of his name. He does not embrace homosexual, feminine or whoremongering proclivities as desireable or even natural. He respects women as the weaker vessel and still holds doors open for his lady or a stranger. He accepts and fully embraces traditional family values of the pre 60,s. His pockets have a wallet, knife, and maybe even a spark plug gap tool on his hey ring. He would rather be fishing, hunting, shooting, reloading ammo, than he would be at the mall. He may have a Confederate Battle Flag and could care less what you think or "how you feel about it". He is an old fashioned razor guy who prefers antique razors , brush and shaving soap and does not shave his body, legs, or chest like a girl. Fact is he knows the "feminine side" is a lie from the pits of hell. He is in fact a man the way God the Creator made man.
As the man in front of us opened the door for his wife you could tell he was a retrosexual. He sure is more manly than the girly man behind him.
by Preachinpilot August 13, 2015
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metrosexual

A "straight" man who is gay, with out all the the sex. Has pedicures and manicures, spends $500 at a hair salon and sit in a chair for 5 hours to have hsi hair shorten and styled, wear Ambercrombie and Fitch, wears Calvin Klein boxer briefs, shaves "down stairs", uses special face products, and smells good
Ryan Seacrest, justin timberlake, and every other young hot actor that can afford these things
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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metrosexual is usually a young urban man, who visits the day spa, has an exclusive gym membership, plays golf, wears Calvin Klein boxers, gets foils in his hair, wears wrist bands and will often sport a gelled mohawk, a pink ben sherman polo top (collar is usually popped), deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance music. Although they may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at nightclubs, pubs, bars, cafe's or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like NORMAL Aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university campus or a cricket or footy match bitching about all the pie eating, VB drinking "yobbos or bogans". Metro's like to drive pussy cars like Mazda's, hyundais, mitsubishis, Renault, Jeeps, BMW's, Audi's and new volkswagons (the small hatchback kind) and watch shit TV shows like Australian Idol and Big Brother and may sometimes even vote! Metro's usually have a 3 mobile phone and have crappy ass jamster ringtones like crazy frog and Club Anthems 2005! Metros do however attend BBQ's but they bring a thai chicken salad, marinated kalimari or sushi instead of eating the steak and sausages on offer. Metro's tend to supprt faggy less masculine football teams such as the Fremantle Dockers, St Kilda or Richmond (the glamour, pretty boy teams).
Evan: "Hey Liam i heard that new bar in Fremantle just opened up, apparently they have complimentary wrist bands you know the rubber kind? and tapas, dip and rice snacks for nibblies...we should check it out, whatta you reckon?"

Liam: "Sounds sweet, let me just change, I think i'm gonna wear my pale lemon Elwood polo top and my Dolce aviator sunnies or is that too tryhard, u know being night and all?

Evan: "Hell no, dude that sounds awesome, the ladies won't be able to stay away trust me, i'm gonna wear my peach and mint mooks polo and my gucci slides...make sure you pop that collar, so metrosexual right now!"
by u r cool December 28, 2005
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Metrosexual

heterosexual male who breaks with stereotypical male behavior by clinging to aestethics more than is accepted by the average testosterone level.
Frank despises sandals but loves his blue suede Timberlands
by Nescio December 27, 2004
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A (straight or gay) male who is not just concerned with personal hygiene, fashion, style,etc., he is obssesed with it. He is self-absorbed and narcissistic. He might enter a bar or club and thinks that everyone wants to screw him, be him, or worship him. This does not mean they are attractive, though most have appealing qualities. They look down on their sexual counterpart male or female and believe them to be insignificant. They may seem very selective in their sexual partners but it's a lie. They are bonafide whores. If you are "lucky" to get a couple nights of sex out of them don't get excited. They bore easily.
Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)
Scene: Mixed gay/straight Bar/Club
Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great.
Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay.
Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information.
Metrosexual: Haha! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished!)
by scary herb March 7, 2007
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