spokeblowing

Whenever a girl blows on the opposite sex's hemroids

Whenever Jill was going down on me. she started spokeblowing my ass!!

by Zach Ratcliffe December 27, 2005

well spoken

The surprise some white people feel when a black person has a clear, articulate, and socially acceptable accent and way of speaking.

Obama sure is well spoken (can be replaced with the name Oprah, Bryant Gumbel, or Taye Diggs).

by I'm Baatman December 24, 2011

spokane

The second largest city in Washington State,has it's middle upper class neighborhoods like the Southill and the more lower class neighborhoods like West Central or Hillyard. Known for meth and prostitution in some areas. Has a 100 acre park park downtown and held expo'74. There is a lot of white trash and alot of wiggers, but has most of their black people around downtown.First thing you'll notice might be all the homeless people, that care more about meth than money. Not that bad of a city if you like the outdoors or if your just looking for weed. I might move back next week to meet up with my old 18th street homies

UPPERCLASS GUY: Spokane is very nice, I love the parks and I don't run into them dirty theiving negroes much up on the southill.

HOMELESS GUY DOWNTOWN: Man nigga, Fuck spokane

by P. Rodriguez May 10, 2006

sepository

a pill thats shoved up your ass

"I can't swallow that! Thats ok i have it also in the form of a sepository"

by Daveeeeeed January 7, 2008

spokanite

a person that comes from Spokane, Washington.

He is a spokanite, and that explanes it!

by Patrick C Miller December 8, 2005

SPOKES

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

by Jay January 18, 2004

Spokane

Second largest city in Washington, behind Seattle. Like all middle children, it harbors a resentment of the eldest while simultaneously trying to be exactly like it and failing miserably. As such, Spokane tries to present itself as a more quaint, provincial version of Seattle, except that it has no culture and only five or six minorities on a good day.

Spokane is a good place to go if you would like to be shot by the police. The incompetent boobs who run the department specialize in firing upon minors, beating retarded janitors to death and ticketing old men with canes for jaywalking. But that's only because they are incredibly efficient at their jobs and have virtually shut down all crime in the city.

Wait, what? No, Spokane is also the meth capital of the world, and the police department's attempts at reversing this trend add up to...let's see...eight hundred divided by seven times six to the third, carry the one...EPIC FAIL.

Good jobs are impossible to find, here. There are "good outdoor activities" nearby, but all that really does is attract rich white kids to camp their asses on the South Hill and drink shitty canned beer while waiting for the next "good powder, man."

In short, Spokane is a nest of greasy rats breeding in a big, ugly valley with a serious air pollution problem. I hope it explodes.

Young Person: Pardon me, officer, but could you direct me to the railway station?

Policeman: HE'S HOSTILE! OPEN FIRE!

Meth Dealer No.1: Is the coast clear to transfer this massive amount of crystal methamphetamine to a storage facility in broad daylight?

Meth Dealer No.2: Oh, yes, quite. The police are ticketing jaywalkers again today.

Meth Dealer No.3: I love Spokane.

by Antisthenes October 26, 2008