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severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
by David Davids0n December 29, 2009
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In Deo Speramus

It's a Latin term meaning: "In God We Trust."
John: Hey, what's "In Deo Speramus" mean?
Sarah: It means "In God We Trust."
John: Ohhh, thanks Sarah.
Sarah: No problemo.
by AmericanCitizen7 July 3, 2011
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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.
George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.
by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010
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Severance Hump

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.
by Amirod December 11, 2010
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Semerang

The act of dreaming about wearing ladies frilly knickers and enjoying it.
Neil had a semerang last night.
by jwhalli August 3, 2012
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sleperate

"Sleperate" is a mispronounced word, "seperate" by Emma Chamberlain in her 2017 slime video.
"I'm gonna sleperate this big slime into two seperate bowls."
by ur godfather November 9, 2018
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sepeda

A very loveing and careing person if you have this last name
Mmy name is Joe Sepeda
by itz.aurora_36 October 18, 2019
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