Seperait

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Congratulaytions! youve sucksessfuly mispelt Seperait wait or was it seperayte?.... Oh! maybe it was Seperate hmm no that doesn't look wright. wait ... let me google how to write congratulaytions.

Person1 :"hey man did you seperait the dogs from the cats?"
Person2 :" its spelt seperate"
Person1 :*scratches chin*
Person2 :"STOP SCRATCHING MY CHIN!!!!!111!!!"

Seperait by PersonMan69420 December 8, 2020

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seperatly single

A lesbian couple who tries and hide they are together but make it painfully obvious

Lauren: please don't make assumptions

Camila: oh yea yea yea please don't make assumptions

Lauren: we're seperatly single...Sorry
Camila:...
Dinah: just friends... ;)
Ally: friends are fun

seperatly single by @Camia_cameyo (insta) November 11, 2018

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shit fart seperator

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.

Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

shit fart seperator by concrete lab October 17, 2008

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seperate

THIS IS MISPELT!?! The correct spelling is SEPARATE.

Too many ignorami spell SEPARATE as seperate!

seperate by Repete456 December 28, 2009

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Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

Seperation of Church and State by jesster79 January 29, 2006

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Shit Air Seperator

When functional Keeps Farts Dry.

Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.

Shit Air Seperator by Indnut March 28, 2007

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mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

mechanically seperated chicken by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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