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Separately Single 

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.
New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.
Separately Single by Bananas!! November 13, 2016

Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious
Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

seperatly single 

A lesbian couple who tries and hide they are together but make it painfully obvious
Lauren: please don't make assumptions

Camila: oh yea yea yea please don't make assumptions

Lauren: we're seperatly single...Sorry
Camila:...
Dinah: just friends... ;)
Ally: friends are fun

Semi Separated 

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated
Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated
Semi Separated by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

shit fart seperator 

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.
Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

A Separate Peace 

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.
A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"
A Separate Peace by Bubble Tea November 9, 2007