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ass injected death sentence

Another definition of AIDS. Stands for Ass Injected Death Sentence. Otherwise known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
If you give another man a portion and don't wear a johnny then you could go down with AIDS, you know, Ass Injected Death Sentence.
by agoryliver January 17, 2016
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self explanitory
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Death Sentence

A great movie starring Kevin Bacon, Garret Hedlund and more. The family man and senior vice-president of the insurance company Starship Capital Nick Hume lives a comfortable life with his wife Helen and his sons Brendan and Lucas. While driving back home with his son Brendan after a game of hockey, Nick stops his car in a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood and he witnesses his son being murdered by the punk Joe Darley in the convenience store. When the prosecutor tells the grieving Nick that Joe would get a maximum of three years in prison, Nick tells the judge in court that he has not recognized Joe as the killer of his son. In the night, Nick goes to Joe's place and stabs him to death. When Joe's brother Billy is informed about the death of Joe, he summons his gang in a war against Nick with tragic consequences.
"You just made a death sentence"
by Risown March 4, 2009
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The Sixth Sense

Just so you know, the kid can't see ghosts: he sees the people themselves after they were killed: they aren't ghosts, they're more like imprints that he can see that are very solid...to him.
The Sixth Sense is probably one of the best movies of 1999.
by George Woodard August 9, 2006
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common sense

1) Putting the pieces together using the knowledge that one already has. Usually obtained by having actual life experiences, as opposed to sitting at a desk of in front of a textbook all day.

The only type of knowledge in life that is truly useful over 99% of the time.
1) Jimmy spent eight years at his desk getting his advanced degree in mechanical engineering. He was hired happily straight out of college making $105,000 a year, but ultimately failed at even the simplest of automotive tasks, since he lacks the common sense to so much as change his oil.

It also took him 45 minutes to find the entrance on the hooker he hired on a lonely Friday night.
by the way, do you like dags? January 13, 2009
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undescended sense of humor

The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.
Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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sennen goroshi

A japanese practical joke where one sticks their fingers up one's behind. Is made even more popular from it's appearance in the popular anime known as 'Naruto', where Kakashi uses the technique on Naruto, addressing it as his "One Thousand Years of Death" technique.
Boy: Urgh, my ass hurts like hell. Jerry just had to perform the 'Sennen Goroshi' on me.
by Ness95 December 6, 2015
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