senation

verb. to senate, the act of using parpsen.

noun. senation

(v) Where's that parpsen? I need to senate.
(n) Some bastard's stolen our senation

by hamsen August 28, 2008

Semate

A massive, long-winded expulsion of fluid. The slow evacuation of seminal fluid from the urethra of the penis during orgasm.

It took 5 minutes for Leddy to semate on Spence's face.

by Leddy and Spencie October 27, 2008

heat-seater

shitting yourself in a car without seat heaters

My ass was freezing, so I gave myself a heat-seater.

by bishpants April 21, 2009

heat seater

another name for a seat heater. generally located in the driver and front passenger seats in cars.

a: woah, my but is so warm!
b: yeah man, heat seaters are on!

by rocknro8907 January 3, 2012

Ottawa Senators

Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.

"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?

by OCTranspo November 12, 2008

Ottawa Senators

The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.

The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.

by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006

senator armstrong

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016