Natural selection occurs when having to select candidates from a plethora of curriculum vitae.
The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.
The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.
- There's the new guy we hired via the natural selection recruitment program.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.
by aartjan April 2, 2011
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Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
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Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
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-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"
--"WTF? Why?"
-"For America."
--"What?"
-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
--"WTF? Why?"
-"For America."
--"What?"
-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
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While this act of visual obsessive compulsion is calming to the individual with mouse control, it can often be frustrating and debilitating to anyone observing the act or attempting to read the material on a shared computer screen.
This disorder can be troublesome when text is editable because text is often accidentally dragged into different areas unbeknownst to the suffering individual.
While this act of visual obsessive compulsion is calming to the individual with mouse control, it can often be frustrating and debilitating to anyone observing the act or attempting to read the material on a shared computer screen.
This disorder can be troublesome when text is editable because text is often accidentally dragged into different areas unbeknownst to the suffering individual.
Nate had trouble reading the computer text over Greg's shoulder because he was deep into a selection loop.
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