Gender Seaping

Using a garden rake to rip off the male genitals of an underage boy in order to change his gender to female.

person 1:You hear Martha will be gender seaping her child tomorrow?

person 2:Really? We must go see it!

by metank March 14, 2023

dont searing

The whole lobby when someone says anything close to swearing:

Person 1: how tf do i join a game?
Person 2: dont searing >:(
Person 3: HEY THAT'S A SEAR!
Person 4: STOP SEARING

by TransCicadaNerd June 26, 2023

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 22, 2017

Selling God

The act of having anal sex with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch.

I was Selling God when the priest just walked out of the room crying

by Repo369 July 28, 2011

focus stealing

One of the primary symptoms of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

DCS Symptom #2:

2. At least one other task will pop up in front of the application the user is accessing, for the purpose of intercepting the user's keystrokes and mouse clicks while the user is assigning the desired task.

What is it with application programmers that makes them think I want some program running in the background to steal focus every time it completes a subtask? If I wanted to micromanage a task, I'd use a command prompt!

by Downstrike October 26, 2004

ball searing hot

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."

I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.

by Genna May 4, 2004

stealing sheep

Using others' ideas and knowledge instead of putting in any effort to come up withe your own.

Background: "Anyone who would letterspace lower case would steal sheep." Frederic Goudy, the most prolific and well-known American type designer of the 20th century,

Stop stealing sheep and find out how to do it yourself.

by visor girl December 3, 2004