Scrotching

The act of scratching one's crotch in public

Gina, I made eye contact with Jerome while he was intensely scrotching. It was gross.

by eleveneleven1111 October 14, 2018

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Stritching

The word used when Peter Gabriel tries to say 'stretching' but clearly doesn't have the capacity to do so'

'Peter can you say stretching for us?'

'No, sorry, best I can do is stritching'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.

Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.

lottery addiction binge scratching

by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007