sconsing

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.

eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)

by joe nobinson December 25, 2007

Sculting

Used in Guyana when skipping school

"We're sculting today"

by BMGON August 21, 2009

Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004

Scouting

When a girl or guy knows he or she is going to end their current relationship soon, and flirts or talks to attractive new people without crossing any lines. They are actively looking for someone new to date or a rebound hookup, and would like to test the waters to see who might be the first pick in the draft.

"Hey, are you talking to Nick? I thought you were still dating Jack."

"I'm not talking to Nick, just scouting for now."

by Ernst Hemingvay June 11, 2016

counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.

I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills

by Gimlet McQuade November 28, 2013

Scooting Off

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

by CuervoJones August 18, 2010

Counting in Cheetos

When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.

A. I've had sex with 64 women.
B. Bullshit, you must be counting in Cheetos.

by m.ick January 18, 2011