the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.
not to be reccomended due to crumbling.
not to be reccomended due to crumbling.
by joe nobinson December 25, 2007
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Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep
by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004
Get the Counting The Sheep mug.When a girl or guy knows he or she is going to end their current relationship soon, and flirts or talks to attractive new people without crossing any lines. They are actively looking for someone new to date or a rebound hookup, and would like to test the waters to see who might be the first pick in the draft.
"Hey, are you talking to Nick? I thought you were still dating Jack."
"I'm not talking to Nick, just scouting for now."
"I'm not talking to Nick, just scouting for now."
by Ernst Hemingvay June 11, 2016
Get the Scouting mug.Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.
I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills
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Get the counting chickens mug.by CuervoJones August 18, 2010
Get the Scooting Off mug.When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.
by m.ick January 18, 2011
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