Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

scotch plains fanwood highschool

dirty ass school in a shitty town where the most interesting thing that’s happened is the history teacher fucking the librarian. none of the students have any personality and their sense of humor is so mf cringey pls stay away

“that bitch is so unfunny and annoying, she must go to scotch plains fanwood highschool”

by peepeewoof May 18, 2020

Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit

A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017

scotch plains fanwood high school

a high school located in scotch plains, new jersey. it is full of lots of hoes and fake people and it's the type of school where everyone knows everything about everybody because things spread fast.

Woah look at what she's wearing, she must go to Scotch Plains Fanwood High School.

by SPFanonymous March 14, 2017

scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021