Scatalyst

Someone who like's to start shit.

Why is it, whenever John gets drunk he becomes a total scatalyst?

by Captain_Pudding March 27, 2011

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012

Scatterboarding

V: (ˈskæt ər ˈbɔːdɪŋ) An act of foolish behavior, aimed at impressing members of the opposite sex.

Billy Bob was scatterboarding at Rachel, unfortunately his 4-wheeler became stuck in the river.

by Zaika Nekochan August 26, 2013

scatagorical expletive

Another way of saying the word shit.

Get your scatagorical expletive together.

by KarissaGrey February 6, 2014

scatterfish

An old bitch who switches from one topic to another in the same conversation.

Mary is a right bloody scatterfish

by Benveb April 14, 2014

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014