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Scannie

Scannie. The new hybrid STI, created by the joining of SMM and AJR at TITP. This new STI is highly contagious and extremely disgusting.
Holy shit, you caught scannie!
by Scannie August 29, 2010
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Scanning the Kij

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.
Scanning the Kij for some new tires
by cmatt June 6, 2011
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Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.
by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012
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scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.
How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.
by heltersxelter February 3, 2014
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Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.
Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?
by yibo October 28, 2008
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Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.
We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.
by Judas Cross June 8, 2020
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scandalate

To scandalously urinate oneself embarrassingly in public.
Oh crap, that broad over there had way too much to drink and just scandalated herself!! Oh God, she's hottt...

Fuck man, if I don't find a can soon I'm going to have to scandalate right here in the food court!
by Ickbarr April 1, 2007
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