rusty scabbard

rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd|
noun

1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.

ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'

2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.

NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."

ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.

1. After a long battle in the rain, Sir Harold Hartson put his poignard in his trusty but rusty scabbard.

2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.

by Lewis Carroll December 21, 2008

Scabby

a person who takes food or objects of little value off the ground or in the garbage. (Jamaican Meaning)

The boy jason is a scabby, him find one $1(ja) on the floor and took it.

by Wayne Cunningham October 29, 2007

scabees

lil bumps on your body or face

damn that bitch has scabees on her face.

by errol May 13, 2005

scabies

the most awesome, most wanted (and respected) STD of them all. if you get it, don't be greedy, spread that shit around!

hey remember when nikki and adam had scabies? sucks to be them, and when i say sucks, i mean rules!

by pussy cunts January 22, 2005

cum scab

noun: after blasting a fierce load, and if some is left to dry on the receiving person's body, a flaky, scab-like scratch-off will result.

I pulled out and blew my load all over the place! Later on that day, I saw a cum scab on that Trina's neck!!!

by IceHooker April 27, 2011

scabbies

raw areas on the penis that turn into scabs, usually obtained by prolonged dry humping sessions or sloppy hand jobs. they are usually very painful until completely scabbed over.

I have three scabbies from your mom's sucky hand job!

by mikel stan April 26, 2009

scabby

A word that teens use when referring to an inatimate object, someone, or someones features not being to their standards. This word is usually associated with disgust and is said in a repugnant tone.

prep1: omg this bus is hell scabby.
2prep: omg i like SO know!
prep1: lets go take the less scabby bus over there with our hot jock, daniel
prep2. omg like totally!

by cassie December 5, 2004