Szymon Kucharski

Pojeb. Zwykły skurwesyn. Jest głuchy i ma cztery jajca na czole.

A-"Ale ten gościu jest debilem"
B-"Można powiedzieć, że jest z niego Szymon Kucharski"

by Dytakt February 16, 2018

Wet salmon slap

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

salmon slit

The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.

Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.

by Aldo43 September 5, 2007

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010

raging salmon

When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.

Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.

by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017

Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020