Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.

Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.

by TT69 March 14, 2018

Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

Door to door used shoe sales

The Insurance industry

The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

salesman

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.

by pfennig May 11, 2007

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?

by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010

Salegating

The act of sitting in front of a store waiting for Black Friday, usually involves consuming copious amounts of Energy Drinks, power bars and having a generator.

"Jacob sat infront of Best Buy all Thursday, talk about obsessed"!

Yeah, he was salegating"

by Arevaderche December 5, 2010