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Salad Jerks 

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.
Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.

The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
I don't like this game...

I like it when the red water comes out...

That fish smells about done.

-Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009

Salad Monster 

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.
Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.
Salad Monster by AIR D March 21, 2009

salad side 

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.

He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
salad side by Hexis August 21, 2008

salad bowl 

Nickname for the city of Salinas California, located 40 miles south of San Jose. The name is based on the agricultural significance of the area and its location in the Salinas Valley.
They gang bang like its 1994 in the Salad bowl.
salad bowl by Geee-no April 22, 2008

Salad shaker 

A term that a group of fans used to create fake made up definitions made around February 2018 trying to make Millie Bobby Brown seem to imply innuendo about Jacob Saggytits when it’s probably just a misworded word and is actually talking about real leafy green salads.
“Oh my god! Did you hear? Millie Bobby Brown called Jacob Saggytits a salad shaker! And the internet says it’s sexual!”
“Calm your tits. They’re kids. She probably just typed something that didn’t make sense and people started to make fake definitions for it.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. There was no trace of it being an innuendo until she said something.”