Shlomo

Someone named shlomo is usually an amazing dancer, super outgoing, gets all the girls, is an absolute legend, crackhead, super sexy, absolutely ripped and is just an amazing guy! If your name is shlomo you usually have all these traits

Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Omgggg we gotta go out sometime!

Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Broooo could I get a selfie

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 2, 2021

shlomosexual

someone who is easily turned on by Shlomo's sweet beat boxin' skills! oh yeah shlomo

shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.

by j F-mont January 30, 2008

SLOMO

Someone who is both a slut and a homosexual.

Willow is such a slomo, I see him leaving faces with a different guy every night!

by JUSTIN February 4, 2005

Slomber

Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"

Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."

Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."

Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."

by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010

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by Human kite November 29, 2019

shlom

another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco

go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc

by bapsdjmpaosdg March 3, 2007

slompywapleybearstribeastyti

Really disgusting tits. A word that was made up by Kaleigh and Shelby by starting with the word bestest and adding letters to it.

Ew, she has slompywapleybearstribeastyti's.

by Summer Winter High October 6, 2010