I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 9, 2018

non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

by sparky December 5, 2003

Middle Finger Swear

Usually stronger than a pinky swear but when done in combination with a pinky swear it cancels out the swear/promise entirely.

Making a pinky promise and a middle finger promise means Middle Finger Swear

by DictionaryMan72 September 24, 2013

Fucking F-Swear

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.

1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

yall i swear

The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.

Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)

by Macky Mainiacki October 14, 2020

non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

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by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008

non-offensive swears

flickin' = fuckin'

by Anonymous October 3, 2003