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Surge of Excellence

The feeling you get when you do something most excellent. Is usually accompanied by hairs sticking up, heavy breathing, and smiling like the kool aid man, simultaneously. One can signify this event at the moment through intensities that vary from jumping up and screaming "Wowzas!" or simply whispering to the nearest kind stranger.
John Locke- When Hurley wears a red dress he looks like the kool aid man.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.
by DoctorKnucklehead June 18, 2006
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wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.
After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.
by Ict November 13, 2019
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wind surge

The powerful shart that precedes explosive diarrhea.
The wind surge nearly blew the back off the toilet the last time I had the flu
by sannemant November 14, 2019
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Teenage Power Surges

just like hot flashes, except it occurs in young girls
"Omg, like, I am so hot. I think I'm having a hot flash."
"Girl, you're too young to have a hot flash. You're just going through TPS (teenage power surges). Mhmm."
by Dianme August 10, 2007
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Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
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Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".
Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
by lmdough July 28, 2011
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surging sanders

When you come (cum) out of nowhere; when you orgasm and/or ejaculate unexpectedly.

The term was first coined(or at least made famous by) the new host for The Daily Show, Trevor Noah, in allusion to Bernie Sanders who as of Feb-2016 is tight in the race for the Democrat nomination for president. He was an independent Senator from Vermont who decided to run for president and has had nearly zero media coverage during most of his campaign. Even with that factor in play he seems to be "neck to neck" with the "establishment" candidate, Hillary Clinton in many polls (surpassing her in some). Somewhat expectedly he has had much more media cover during the las few months. Thus, he came out of nowhere and no one saw him coming. The Surging Sanders.
(noun) I had a Surging Sanders the other night, couldn't help it, both my partner and I where quite surprised.

(noun) That guy is a Surging Sanders; I mean it, I didn't see it coming, suddenly it was all over me, nothing special was happening... I don't even know.
by Arthur Prefect September 3, 2016
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