When you peel a banana, take the peel, shit in it, and then you insert it into the vagina, then you squeeze the peel, causing the shit to leak into the vagina.
by B-rax April 8, 2008
Get the Yellow Submarinemug. an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb
When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.
When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.
by Akeah December 14, 2008
Get the ancient submarinermug. Stacy: "Oh Claire did you and Mike get down to business?"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"
by noodleboodle January 31, 2017
Get the Red Submarinemug. Technology, usually electronic in nature, that is better suited to being on a sinking cold war era nuclear sub because it is not aesthetically pleasing, user unfriendly, unreliable, and in general a piece of crap. Now that the cold war has ended and the Commies have been soundly defeated, Submarine Equipment is most often found in the basements of universities, and strangely enough, at the hearts of multi-million dollar corporations controlling vital functions. Usually management shows a strange irresistible attraction to Submarine Equipment, especially when less expensive and far better consumer grade alternatives exist.
-Hey George, nice phone. You nick from Patrick Bateman after he beat some hooker to death with it?
-No Phil, this piece of Submarine Equipment is my new fucking cell phone. Thanks management! Want to go Safety Dancing and maybe do a quick line of coke?
-No Phil, this piece of Submarine Equipment is my new fucking cell phone. Thanks management! Want to go Safety Dancing and maybe do a quick line of coke?
by SasquatchPlatypus October 3, 2011
Get the Submarine Equipmentmug. Lawyer: “Please describe for the court the events of the night in question.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
by Veddhartha April 21, 2018
Get the Argintinian Submarinemug. "Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021
Get the Dutch submarinemug. When successfully bringing a female to orgasm using Cunnilingus then emerging from the depths exclaiming AHA, in the style of Alan Partridge!
by JD Piano January 22, 2018
Get the norwich submarinemug.