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Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny
"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock
by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021
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bruh stocks

The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.
Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!
by Demtane November 15, 2019
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Card stock

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020
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five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.
wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros
by charlescharles October 11, 2012
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stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke
by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019
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stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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