A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.
Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"
Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."
Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."
by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011
Get the Sparkle ponymug. "Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
Get the Sparkle christiansmug. by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022
Get the sparkling wigglermug. Where you and your friends have talked about a situation where you'll end up going to jail and you significant others best friend will have to bail you out of jail
by Lexi lorenzen September 25, 2020
Get the sparkle shinemug. When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.
Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.
“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.
“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.
by seenvanloos April 16, 2019
Get the sparkling showermug. A sparkle of fireflies it’s like a barrel of monkeys or an epiphany of dolphins or a murder of crows or an unkindness of ravens
by Bambi barrister July 2, 2022
Get the Sparkle of firefliesmug. "Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"
"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"
"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
Get the sparkle noodlesmug.