When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.
by Carlos Spicywiner June 03, 2010
When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.
by Shaven demon October 06, 2019
by Daddy1233456789 October 31, 2015
When an extremely hairy man has hot sweaty sex with a chick and sheds the equivalent of a bear skinned rug on her stomach and chest. When she realizes she is covered in hair she lets out a Wookie war cry.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
by Slugsoap May 07, 2014
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
by bluffuwu April 11, 2022