Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

by MaryLovesMyPeen December 02, 2021

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snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021

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Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus or flatulence releases valve. In southern communities know as a fart silencer

Hey Geoff jones I’m going to have a soak, throw me me my anal snorkel

by Stan3108 August 27, 2018

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Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.

I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.

by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021

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douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 03, 2010

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