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Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.
I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.
by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021
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bush snorkeling

When your trying to eat her out but she got a bush
by Bush snorkeling February 9, 2017
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Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus or flatulence releases valve. In southern communities know as a fart silencer
Hey Geoff jones I’m going to have a soak, throw me me my anal snorkel
by Stan3108 August 27, 2018
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snorkel fight

A competitive game consisting of two or more teams battling each other in a shallow body of water, usually a shallow end of a swimming pool. The teams consist of two people and at least one of the two members must be male. The top male sits atop his partners shoulders straddling the lower partners head. The configuration of team members resembles a typical chicken fight stance with one small difference, the top member of the team is facing backwards in relation to his base partner. The position of the top partner leaves the top members genitals directly in contact with the base partners face. This configuration resembles the base partner "wearing" the top team member like a snorkel mask.

Once two or more teams are in fighting stances the rules are simple: the top members are competing against each other and try to topple the opposing teams until one team is left standing. The base members main objective is to stay standing upright, however they can kick each other or attempt to trip opposing teams under water. The last team left standing is the victor.
I went over to Hank and Betty's pool party last Saturday expecting to relax, but a crazy snorkel fight broke out. I left with a black eye and ripped swim trunks.
by ralphnader October 2, 2013
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midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
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Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face
She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat
by fred zeplin November 18, 2020
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nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.
Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."
by mario saves lives August 8, 2022
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