Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

by UltimateXer August 16, 2016

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up
mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
by J-Release-O November 15, 2009

by Jp912 August 29, 2016

When you ping someone in Discord on purpose... only to delete the message instantly after you sent it.
Leaf: Imagine ping-sneaking.
Bellyfat: IKR!
Leaf: @Bellyfat
Also Leaf: *deletes message*
BellyFat: Who did that???
Bellyfat: IKR!
Leaf: @Bellyfat
Also Leaf: *deletes message*
BellyFat: Who did that???
by R$K.JORDAN October 23, 2019

"quietly moving around places you aren't supposed to be with someone you aren't supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance"
by Dblazeny January 5, 2017

When you sneak your own booze into a bar, so you don't (or can't) pay for drinks, but can still drink and participate (intoxicated obviously) in all manner of bar antics.
I couldn't afford the expensive drinks at the fancy bar, but all my friends were going. So I decided to pull a sneak easy , and got wasted for about ten bucks!
by responsible August 20, 2014
