smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.
by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017
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Get the Smeed mug.When you trying to tell your partner that they are super smart and sweet but end up saying both all at the same time, you get smeet, it is to describe someone very intelligent and cute all in one word.
My Boyfriend: "I just got a really good mark for math, that studying paid off".
Me: you see this is why you are the smeetest person I know :)".
Me: you see this is why you are the smeetest person I know :)".
by Possessed by a demon called fo October 18, 2020
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Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "
Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "
Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "
Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "
by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021
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