Shower Power

the rush and good feeling you get when ur gross, then you take a shower and get all clean smellin and good looking, then you got that shower power

brad: oh my gaw girl. you look good.

girl: ew, you smell gross and look grungey.

brad: damn, i'm gonna go home and take a shower power.

by cHiNcHeCk August 14, 2010

niddrie shower

Edinburgh term to describe act of self hygiene which consists of spraying deodorant under each armpit without prior bathing, often when time is of the essence in the morning

may also comprise spraying deodorant on previous day's clothes in an attempt to mask the fact that one is a tinky b*stard.

aww f**k, I've slept in... only got time for a niddrie shower this morning!

by camazzola September 12, 2006

hulk hogan snow shower

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.

Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014

czech golden shower

The Czech CZ-61 Scorpion Submachine, AKA the Klob from GoldenEye 64. So named for the fact that the weapon fires so quickly that when firing fully automatic it will fire all 20 rounds from the magazine before the first shell casings hit the ground, making the sound of all 20 casings hitting the ground audible to those nearby. The term first coined by Brandon Herrera, The AK-Guy of YouTube fame.

"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."

by PhoenixAscendant November 17, 2022

Jack Bauer Shower

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

by MathKills February 10, 2009

Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.

The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.

by Mark H September 19, 2004

Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.

She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night

by maize mcgee November 1, 2016