When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.
Girl 1: How was the rink?
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
by NotASkater January 24, 2009
"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."
by Olympicfan February 19, 2010
True definition : 100% skateboarder without normal job or without a job still skating every fkn day and trying to survive with concrete surfing way,with empty bottle of beer,empty brain at 25 sometime psychiatric client and sidewalk surfin addicted.
by truesk8rat September 01, 2018
by Yarden Miller June 21, 2006
"One minute I was skateboarding, then before I realized it I was in the Hospital"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"
by Frokey August 03, 2016
A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.
Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
by Gumpless January 31, 2014
“Skate or Break”, is a game invented by the community within skateboarding. The game can be played among 2 or more skaters but ultimately the bigger the group the better. How to play: group stand around in a circle with whoever(person A) wants to start first in the middle, person A vocally states a skate trick they’re gonna attempt, attempt the trick. If person A lands said trick, you’re *safe*, but if person A does not land the trick(fails) all the other skaters surrounding get to *PLAYFULLY* beat you up. Everyone involved takes turn in attempting a trick of theIt own choice Which will result in either being safe or being brawled.
Tyler: “yo wanna play skate or break?”
Bryler & group: “hell yeah!”
Bryler: “popshuv” *attempts popshuv* *fails landing*
Group: *BRAWL*
Bryler & group: “hell yeah!”
Bryler: “popshuv” *attempts popshuv* *fails landing*
Group: *BRAWL*
by not a person a problem June 18, 2020