eat me sideways

when 2 guys are having intercourse

ron, i just heard mike was eating joe sideways
mike, joe, eat me sideways

by billyjoewinkle January 11, 2009

Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me sideways. Fuck me sideways."

by mhcrose August 27, 2006

sideways ketchup bomb

when you stick a bottle of ketchup in a girls vagina then take a needle and shove it up your penis hole. After this has been done you fuck her until ketchup starts to come out vagina. Then grab all the ketchup that has came out and smackk her sideways across the face.

cory:what did you do last night?

nick: me and my girl did a sideways ketchup bomb.

cory: aw sick!

by nickshawncoryareqpimp June 4, 2009

Sideways apple turnover

The sexual position in which two males, (females for humping purposes only), one on his back while laying on his partner's stomach. The bottom partner's legs should be snuggled around the other's body. This is all while having anal sex.

Jacob-"Kevin, have you ever had a sideways apple turnover with your partner?"

by Doughy Biscuit February 27, 2011

shit a brick sideways

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

by toona November 5, 2003

Bugger Me Sideways

To sexually penetrate one`s asshole with a 50 caliber AP ( Armor Penetration ) rifle round, before immediately inserting a 15 inch+ penis into the hot and bloody, mutilated shithole.

Jeff: *BANG* *BANG* OOHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STACY OHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHO

*BANG*

Jhonno: Such a shame that here in Cali, we *cannot do that*

Jhonno: Bugger Me Sideways

by S.S Pepe February 24, 2020

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019