Shanked

v. when you are sitting around a bonfire and M. Cohen shoves his cock in your ear.

Yo whats Mike's dick doing in my ear. Oh, I've been shanked.

by Right There.... September 26, 2006

shank

n. Shank Hall in Milwaukee based on Shank Hall from Spinal Tap; v. can be used in many ways, mostly as an exclamation, see below. Also associated with Gold Stars.

n. Let's go see the Umph at Shank Hall in Milwaukee! v. Shank you; Shankariffic; Shanktastic; Shankadelic; shankabulous.

by Evil Genius June 04, 2004

shank

to stab someone, then ejaculate in the wound

Watch yo back 'less u wanna get shanked nigguh.

by Timothizzle October 07, 2006

shanked

1.A meaning to mess up.

2. "That sucked!"

You got Five F's on your report card, you just shanked your life.

by Fayt8 February 26, 2005

shank

v. n. the act of defecating and masturbating simultaneously, usually for the purpose of attempting to enhance one's orgasm.

sh(it) + (w)ank

No time for spooning, I'm going to have a shank.

by Hodgit August 07, 2004

shank

to punch extreamly hard, to bring harm to in some way, repetedly punch someone extreamly hard

Shut up or ill shank you like you've never been shanked before hoe.

by KAYLAmcmLOVESyou May 07, 2007

shank

(v.) the act of stabbing a person with a shiv( a non-metallic weapon; a sharpened toothbrush, a slice of old bread, a shard of glass, cracker jack box, human or animal bone, a plastic letter opener, half of a contact lens, two straws taped together, bic pen, dirty depends.) or a shank (a metallic weapon; can of spinach, metal lamp shade, tac, metal letter opener)

dwight d eisenhower was shanked in the lower thigh 10 times and in the upper abdomen 3 times.

by dustinstewart May 14, 2008