vaginal secretion

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

by dickie boy January 21, 2005

Secret Snacks

Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game

Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing

by Jesse Furukawa March 21, 2009

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009

Victoria's Secret

A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.

Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."

by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010

Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.

Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.

by GodManBeast November 25, 2011

secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.

"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."

by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011

the secret of a soul

the secret of a soul is a blogging site for tumblr users ... nobody knows what this person looks like, all we know is that its a she, and she sometimes goes by the name of "Fran" but spelt "Fraan" her blog is filled with inspiring messages posted withen text and photo, she is very loved by all her followers and is known to be kind and caring and very beautiful to those who have seen her face.

the secret of a soul posted a meaningfull messaage

by mummajoy October 24, 2011