scutchie

Refer to Irish nacker, knacker, scobe, scumbag. Scutchie is a definition for a particularly destitute looking scobe.

There were two scutchie nacks sitting in a garden, one had managed to shit himself.

by cko October 21, 2003

scatapheliac

one who is obsessed and frequently practices the art of shit-fucking.

one who enjoys the taste of eating and/or sucking on shit.

that jamie bitch is a scatapheliac, i shit on that dirty bitches chest last night.

by capitancrunch February 20, 2007

scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.

Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010

Scuba Steve

A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!

Man that dude scuba Steve can spit, def the realest white rapper from wv.

by Scuba Steve Rapper November 10, 2013

Scut

A rough low life female with low morals and a huge sexual appetite. It is a composite word formed from "SCALLY" (English shortened form for Scallywag, or Rapscallion - a no gooder/criminal) and SLUT (Old Norse)...which needs no explanation.

Guy 1 "What do you think about that girl at the bar ?"
Guy 2 "Man....she has a terrible reputation....she'll sleep with anything with a pulse..she's a real a bad scut"

by Greedybastard October 19, 2010

Scuba

The precise art of having or partaking in the act of sexual intercourse whilst under-water with the usage of oxygen tanks and or snorkel (snorkel for those who are afraid of depths greater than five feet).

To opposite gender at social event: "This may be an odd question, but would you like to scuba?"

by ogmudbone6969 February 20, 2011

Scuba Diving

Spending an excessive amount of time in the bathroom/loo/privy, especially when others need to use it. Scuba Diving can interfere with other peoples' busy schedules, as there is much time wasted. Whilst sometimes a person may spend a long time on the toilet due to legitimate natural reasons, roughly 80-90% of Scuba Diving is caused by reading newspapers, making phone calls, or playing around with electronics devices. Scuba Diving can be done by both men and women, but under different circumstances: for instance, women naturally spend absurd amounts of time in the bathroom usually messing around in the mirror as is, whilst men can spend about 30 minutes on the can playing Angry Birds or something.

The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.

Ted: For Christ's sake, man, Billy's been in there for like 45 minutes! I have to take a piss really bad!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?

Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!

Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!

by Bo Andysin February 10, 2014