Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

sails fine

Shit that rides smooth. Good shit. Smooth sailing.

Sails fine, man.

by Neverendbro December 15, 2010

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

point of sail

point of sale: in an establishment that sells goods or services, the location at which payment for goods is made.

sail: the power harnessed by a sail or sails, or the use of this power for travel or transport.

point of sail: the location at which a sail harnesses power.

"Let's go to a 'point of sail'." - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 9, 2013

Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Full sail

When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"

On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.

by Turd Blossum January 7, 2020