commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021

parking lot sagging

Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.

my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.

by Ricky Pearson December 31, 2007

Sag n' Drag

When your testicles droop so low, they drag along the carpet picking up the dust with them.

*Jim walks in*
Guy 1: "Wow, Jim's balls droop low"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they seem to sag n' drag

by MrKing March 12, 2015

Old Sagging Balls (OSB)

Someone who is suffering from aging of the testicles or epidermis surrounding his "junk"

The doctor knew from looking at the man's Old Sagging Balls (OSB) that he was easily 85.

by junk in de trunk February 26, 2010

Left Dick Sag Disorder

a wise man who has never been in a realtionship dick´s sag to right. as soon as a onse wise man gets into a realtionship he is then prompted with the thought ¨man this nigga better not fuck me over gang¨. well guess what g, the nigga fucked you over💀. now the unhappy man´s dick now is sagging to the LEFT as the nigga didnt treat him RIGHT.

awareness must be created, never let a nigga fuck you over left dick sag disorder is a 100% common side affect of getting into a realtionship. be careful out there you never know who gon fuk u over next. ¨the most poisonous people come disguised as friends or family¨-a wise nigga

man this bitch finna get me Left Dick Sag Disorder.. I better hop outa this jawn.

by white boy conner May 18, 2022

fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

by DonTouchMeFoo November 27, 2010

Sag magnet

where an elderly person is sexually attractive to an individual of some description

the dude thats banging barbara windsor is a sag magnet

by totalmeh123 March 05, 2011